Nobrainer’s Think Tank

- Why is it I can’t seem to form a cohesive idea from which I can form a complete post?
- I haven’t been able to really look at it yet, but apparently there is a counter-PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals.
- If I ever own a boat, it will be named Miss Underestimate.
- It’s still the middle of winter here, or so it seems, and for some damn strange reason I feel the need to exercise. Perhaps the Ohio-like winter reminds me of baseball conditioning: two hours of drills followed by timed laps on Monroe, Ohio’s “The Hill”.
- On a serious research note, I often get to use liquid nitrogen, oxygen plasma cleaners, precision etching and coating systems, and scanning electron microscopes. My advisor wants me to be trained as the department “super user” on the atomic force microscope.
- At the end of 18 during the next JDGA meeting, how the hell are we going to drive home? Shit, how are we going to drive the carts after the turn? Shall we call Speedee cab (864-653-5555)? Program that number, assuming they’re still in business.
- Speaking of phone numbers, I heard that the new owner of my previous cell # (864)356-3236 is pretty funny to talk to. Call and ask for me. And I wonder who the new owner of (864)646-5555 is? I bet they love the mandatory early weekend morning phone calls from the idiot who apparently never figured out how to dial a phone… this guy must have been drunk more often than even the best that 300 Woodland Circle ever had to offer.
- And since I’m too lazy to develop it, I’ll go ahead and share one of my ideas for a patent. I want to create a universal fluid flow containment coupling device. Errr… I want to create a universal adapter that will allow a person to connect a standard garden hose to any home water source. The idea would best be coupled with a lightweight hose. I believe this could be effective for outdoor spigots with threads that have been ruined; for attaching to shower heads for the sake of more easily rinsing a shower that you are cleaning; making it easier to water household plants; etc.
- Plus I think the family that lives next door to me (in a one bedroom apartment?) may have moved. I have no evidence other than having seen no proof of their existance in the last 3 or 4 weeks. My other neighbor routinely spends the night at her boyfriend’s place. This is very good news for someone who has a good stereo system.