5/9/2012

Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in.
Filed under: General,Government,Hatred,Humor,Technology — nobrainer @ 11:39 pm

Yesterday, literally yesterday, it occurred to me that it had been a few months since my last unsolicited, BS email from Senator Rob Portman (R-OH). Finally, I thought, they had invested the time and energy to make sure that the little “unsubscribe” link actually worked. Victory. Victory I say… is short lived. Guess which putz senator from Ohio spammed me today. Go ahead. Guess.

If you guessed Senator Rob “Eff you I spam whoever I effing want” Portman, you win a lifetime supply of pork-product emails. This is absurd.

1/25/2012

And modest
Filed under: Hatred,Politics — nobrainer @ 8:03 pm

“Does that mean I’m visionary? You betcha,” [Gingrich] said

Rehashing old sci-fi ideas is real visionary.

Can we relegate this flabby hunk of whale shit to “Celebrity” Apprentice where he more rightfully belongs?

8/2/2011

Developing a Special Hatred for Rob Portman (R — Ohio)
Filed under: General,Hatred,Politics,Stupidity — nobrainer @ 9:53 pm

Guess which of my favorite Senators has, once again, re-added me to his spam lists? Go ahead, guess!

12/3/2009

The editors of Time make me weep for the future of humanity
Filed under: Hatred,Media,Stupidity — nobrainer @ 10:57 pm

Today I saw the cover of their new cover with the big headline, “The Decade From Hell.” After wretching a bit, I wondered that the fuck was wrong with them. Seriously, maybe — just maybe — the 1930s, or maybe even the 1940s were just a little bit worse. Do the Great Depression or World War II ring a bell?

If this is hell, then someone please sign me up and put me at the top of the list.

10/28/2009

What a trade-off!
Filed under: Business,General,Government,Hatred,Marketing,Politics,Stupidity,Whiskey — nobrainer @ 11:35 pm

I just saw a commercial that said something like “if you walk 30 minutes a day, you’ll live a year longer!” Or, if you do the math, if you walk 30 minutes a day, every day, for about 50 years, you’ll extend your life by the same amount you spent doing all the walking.

I think I’d rather have a drink instead.

7/12/2009

The “new” GM
Filed under: Government,Hatred,Politics,Stupidity — nobrainer @ 11:26 am

Don’t worry, the same company that just months ago said that bankruptcy was not an option, has now emerged from bankruptcy. Of course now we’re being told that all the government loans will be paid back in full and ahead of schedule. In addition, “[The new CEO] said the U.S. government, which owns a majority stake in GM, has vowed that it would not get involved in day-to-day decisions.” It seems that Congress isn’t aware of that pledge.

A majority of House members have signed onto a bill to reverse the closing of 789 Chrysler dealerships and block General Motors Corp. from closing more than 1,300, while the full House could vote on the bill as early as next week….

“A majority of the U.S. House of Representatives, an astonishing 222 members, and a quickly growing number in the Senate, from both parties, now fully recognize what is clear to the American people: The leadership of GM and Chrysler made a horrible mistake by their arbitrary termination of profitable dealerships,” the statement said. “Detroit and the (White House’s) auto task force’s flawed business plan will lead to the direct loss of more than 169,000 good jobs and cripple the U.S. auto industry’s ability to come back from bankruptcy.”

Here’s a question, have any of you actually thought to yourself how sorry you feel for these dealerships? I know I sure as shit have not.

Anyway, the executive branch is making business decisions for GM and Chrysler and Congress has decided they have veto power over the executive branch. Perhaps the government isn’t involved in “day-to-day” decisions, but they’re most certainly involved in the biggest decisions facing the companies.

Coming soon to a dealer near you:

The Homer


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