This one cracks me up: LUXURY EXECUTIVE RETREAT – SERENITY AT ITS FINEST.
This house is about a mile from my office. One of the country’s biggest malls is across the street from my office. A huge interstate is between my office and this house. The neighborhood this house is in is about 60 years old. Most of the homes are 60 years old. Most of them are nearly-identical little cottages that were 884 sq feet when they were brand new. I mean, look at the first picture. Nothing about this home evokes thoughts of “luxury”, “executive”, or “retreat.”
Says the first line of the ad, “At the end of a long day, come home to the tranquil splendor of country life in this newly renovated 900-square-foot New England style cottage.”
“Tranquil splendor of country life?” WTF!
This house has been on the market for over a month in an area where rental inventory is extremely low. The house is way over priced, and the owner is clearly crazy. I can’t believe he/she is having trouble finding tenants. But I do so hope they enjoy missing out on months of rent while they wait for the one big idiot who will pay them the $300/month over market price that they are asking.
