If you insist on prancing around naked in objection to my meat-eating ways, then I accept your win-win situation and promise to consume more meat on the assumption that it will cause you to show more skin.
Sincerely,
Nobrainer
3/23/2011
3/10/2011
I only just started seeing previews for this movie within the last week. It didn’t really catch my attention too much, other than to think that a) it looked a lot like Independence Day, and b) who gives a fuck about Los Angeles? The aliens want LA? Suckers!
Ebert has a more thoughtful, though no more positive review:
“Battle: Los Angeles” is noisy, violent, ugly and stupid. Its manufacture is a reflection of appalling cynicism on the part of its makers, who don’t even try to make it more than senseless chaos. Here’s a science-fiction film that’s an insult to the words “science” and “fiction,” and the hyphen in between them. You want to cut it up to clean under your fingernails.
Heh.
