7/14/2008

Gardenland Homicides
Filed under: Adventures, Books, Home Gardening, Reading — nobrainer @ 9:03 pm

4. My traps have killed 4 mice in my shed in the last 2 days. My only regret is that I let the problem go on for too long. My 5 traps are reset and waiting silently for another night’s catch.

I’m particularly pleased the the old school wood and wire snap traps. The two I own have accounted for all the fatalities. I’m disappointed by the newer, jaw-like traps which are still waiting for their first KIAs. I’m extremely disappointed with the live trap I set which clearly caught and let go one of the varmints.

I’m even considering expanding my efforts. I may purchase some rat traps and start going after the tree rats furry little squirrels. Normally I like the little guys. But today… Today one of the smug bastards stole my first tomato of the season right off the vine. And then, just to piss me off, he merely nibbled on my little green tomato before carelessly discarding it.

My recent run ins with rodents have me rethinking my hatred toward cats. Maybe it’s okay to have some neighborhood cats with owners who “take care of them” by letting them constantly roam through and piss and shit in other people’s yards who can serve as judge, jury, and executioner of the local Varmint-Cong population. Or maybe not. I’ve definitely seen cats in my yard. Unfortunately I have mostly caught them lounging comfortably on my deck furniture. Perhaps they are on strike from rodent-hunting since I chase them away.

Anyway, this all brings me to my brief review of the 3rd installment of my recent reading series. The book? The $64 Tomato: How One Man Nearly Lost His Sanity, Spent a Fortune, and Endured an Existential Crisis in the Quest for the Perfect Garden. In short, the author, William Alexander, recounts humorous stories about and pertaining to his garden. The book is well put together, and I liked the author’s sense of reality. Alexander was able to take his gardening seriously without mindlessly preaching about urban sprawl and other crap as some single-minded gardener are wont to do. Right now I’m reminded of his writing about the deer that came after his plants. He very clearly wanted them dead. His wife, however, at first liked the cute little woodland creatures. Eventually, the reality of deer hit her and she apparently recommended that the best deer repellent was a good gun. This attitude shift actually ties in well with the rational irrationality model that was discussed in the first book in my recent reading series; being idealistic and pro-deer was fine… until reality hit and the costs associated with the pro-deer stance became clear.

Overall, The $64 Tomato is the one book of the 4 I read that I most recommend simply because I think it appeals to the widest audience and because, unlike Everything Bad is Good For You, it pretty much is what it says it is.

UPDATE 2008-07-15 07:30AM: Add 2 more to the list, both caught with traditional snap traps. All death-traps have been redeployed.
UPDATE 2008-07-15 07:30PM: Add on one more. The total is now 7.
UPDATE 2008-07-16: Two more this morning. Make it 9.
UPDATE 2008-07-17: Up to 10. Things are slowing down.
UPDATE 2008-07-22: Got two more the last couple mornings. Both with the old-school traps. I’ve now re-deployed both traps and one of the new traps to the recent “hot-spot” of activity.

collapse Doug Stewart Says:

May I also recommend the glue traps? We’ve scored 4/4 in the last two days, nabbing a momma mouse and three of her daemon spawn.

I would avoid the Giant Jaw of Death model myself, as well as the “roach motel” poisoned food models — never had much success with them. The old school wire snappers do continue to work, albeit in a messy fashion.

collapse nobrainer Says:

I may venture to give them a try. My only experience with them came when I was young, and, somehow, we managed to catch a bird instead of a mouse.

 
 
collapse lawtonfunk Says:

Somewhere out there-WHACK!!

I have to say mouse catching always grosses me out. Ugh. Good luck.

 
collapse Mr. Bingley Says:

I always liked the black plastic mouse traps (I think d-con makes them) where the little bastards go into this box and then get whacked. Basically the wood’n'wire with no mess.

 
collapse Doug Stewart Says:

Two things of note:

1) The glue trap fatality count is now standing at 6/5 — caught two of the blighters on one trap the other night.

2) Have you considered remote control blenders as an unorthodox solution to your continuing rodential menace?

collapse nobrainer Says:

Funny you mention the blenders. The students in my high school’s physics classes undertook a yearly project to build Rube Goldberg-esque mouse traps. I helped a guy whose design involved a blender. My trap chopped up the “mouse”, which in my case was some hamburger meat, and cooked it.

 
 
collapse Double D Says:

Dude, get a BB/Pellet gun for the squirrels. Even if you don’t kill them you will most likely run them off. It will be fun and the noise isn’t so noticable that the neighbors will really notice. Doubly good if there is a significant fence around the yard to keep any well fired projectiles quarantined. Once the squirrels are gone, empty beer cans, little green army men from the dollar store, etc will be good practice.