Here we see a demonstration of how to open a beer bottle with a functioning chainsaw.
I’m serious about the safety glasses. It’s cool to have a cold beer that you opened with your own chainsaw. However cold beers are less enjoyable when a bottle cap is wedged in your eyeball.
Thanks to Tigerhawk, who also points us to Adirondack hacks, which includes such pertinent information as how to build your own trash-can smoker. Not really sure why you’d want to smoke a trash can though.
I’m hilarious.
