1/15/2008

Have I mentioned lately that I hate Katie Couric?
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 12:59 pm

The video is a little long an painful, but also somewhat humorous. And I have to ask, is there something wrong with the left side (her left, your right) of her face?

collapse Lawtonfunk Says:

Mm, I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!

How now brown cow. How now brown cow. How now brown cow.

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm? Maybe don’t wear a bra next time. No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don’t know her name. What is it? Lanolin? La-lanolin, like– like sheep’s wool.

Mm, I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. Mm-mm-mm.

How much time? 30? 30 seconds? I’m on right now? I don’t believe you.

Oh, come on, Audry! I look like hell, I got bags under my eyes. What’s that? Well, if you were a man, I would punch you. I’d punch you right in the mouth. That’s bush. Bush league.

 
collapse trickster Says:

In response to your query about her face, I think she’s been botoxing for years. I really only noticed it on her mouth. Probably overdid it.

collapse nobrainer Says:

Yeah, I was only talking about her mouth… Either too much botox or some nerve damage or something.

collapse trickster Says:

I’ve noticed that she’s had some issues since 2003 or 2004…..her mouth used to move fine though, it just looked a little weird. It all started when they turned her blonder for some reason. She looked better when she had darker hair.