Tonight, for perhaps the first time in my life, I managed to properly fold a fitted bed sheet.
Happy happy joy joy.
12/21/2007
Lawtonfunk Says:
Did you take a picture? I’ve never even seen one of those!
However, you may want to think about updating your will. It appears you are wrapping up your lifelong goals and are ready for the next step.
Lawtonfunk Says:
Agent, just because your 20 year old French maid has always been able to fold a fitted sheet it doesn’t mean anyone can. You would know this if you were watching her do this instead of staring at her voluptuous breasts and her tight @ss as her small black skirt pulled up when she bent over to put the folded sheet down.
Not everyone has a French maid.
I hate you.
The Double D Says:
I read that last part at work, and now I have to stay at my desk for a few minutes. Damn you Funk.
There is no way I believe you. The presence of a Y chromosome makes such a feat impossible.
It simply can’t be done with man’s hands!