Some wise guy (and I’m pretty sure it was a guy because there just aren’t many women in the office) decided to switch my stapler from the preferable and normal prong-convergence mode to the highly annoying prong-divergence mode.
If someone touches my stapler again, someone is going to die.
rob Says:
Pfffftttt! That’s funny!
Sorry to giggle at your demise, but I just find this really funny.
And I can totally relate.
Agent Orange Says:
I liked how you made up technical terms on the spot for prong divergence like that was actually the definition in the Swingline manual or something.
lawtonfunk Says:
Remember when you used to post all about politics and you’d also put on funny youtube clips.
Work sucks.
Look what it’s doing to you, man. It’s drained the life out of you. You’re recent matriculation into the gainfully employed has left your spirit so empty that the only subject that sparks your psyche is a stapler switching asswhole.
Guys, Nobrainer is clearly in the wrong cell. Send him to cell number two and give that lost drunken man a drink.
nobrainer Says:
Work has dimmed my interest in politics. But at the same time I was kinda running out of steam. Politicians are a bunch of circle-jerking motherfuckers. There is no value in paying them any attention on purpose.
For what it’s worth, I’ll consider voting for Obama if he can convince me that he’s a total liar, because if he is lying about all his positions on issues, then I probably really agree with him.
Besides, its a lot more fun to make a shit-ton of money than be a poor grad student.
I’ll set the building on fire.