I’ve got some simple lessons for 5 Charlottesville area drivers that I encountered yesterday.
Foul language ensues:
Guy in a Lexus turning onto Shamrock from JPA - USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!
Guy in a Neon doing a U-turn on JPA - USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!
Guy in a primered rice burner by turning into a parking lot by the stadium - USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!
Lady in a Caravan behind me on 29-N - When going straight, TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMNED TURN SIGNAL!
Lady in a Cherokee at Barracks and Rugby - Congratulations, you had your turn signal on. However, you were turning left and you had on your right blinker. IF YOU ARE GOING TO USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL, LEARN TO USE IT RIGHT CORRECTLY!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to wait for Karma to show up and verbally assault me today.
Agent Orange Says:
Is it just people here who are stupid about turn signals? Or is nobody have the good sense to flip on their signal? I used to find it infuriating, but then I realized that anger is only harming me, so I’m trying to be more zen-like about it.