2/22/2007

Having a bad time? At least you’re not in Zimbabwe
Filed under: Economics, Stupidity, Zimbabwe — nobrainer @ 6:30 pm

Things don’t seem to be getting any better in the land where Z$500 is worth less than a sheet of toilet paper. Inflation is up to 1,600 percent. Bread is becoming unaffordable. And “[t]he 450-odd junior doctors who run the hospitals are in their eighth week of a strike. So are about a quarter of the 100,000 teachers. The civil service is mooting similar action.”

So what is a corrupt dictator to do in such dire times? Why throw a party for himself of course. And the Z$300 million needed for it can easily be found by “deducting money from civil servants’ wages and bullying near-bankrupt businesses for donations.” (Although he deserves credit for not just printing the money needed.Cartman: Whatever!  I do what I want But maybe his printing presses just can’t keep up?) And because its his birthday, 83 year-old and spry looking Robert Mugabe also “imposed a three-month ban on political rallies and demonstrations across large parts of Harare” because of his love for his people.

What a guy!

Hey, when you are the “Most Consistent and Authentic Revolutionary Leader” you get to do what you want.