9/30/2006

Making the right measurement
Filed under: Energy, Technology — nobrainer @ 10:30 am

::WARNING:: I’m just thinking out loud here. It may provide food for thought, and it may also be completely useless.

The first measurement I hate is one we see all too often. Fortunately most of us are smart enough to recognize the crap on the spot. I’m referring to vehicles which get great miles per gallon… of gasoline. This usually pops up with people who want to plug in their hybrids. Sure they get 100 miles per gallon of gas, but they’re probably using 2 gallons of gasoline equivalent in the form of burning coal. If we want to be efficient, we have to look at the whole system.

Of course part of the goal of efficiency is to reduce the use of fossil fuels in an attempt to control the climate.

Two words, “rain dance.”

Ok the rain dance isn’t really about anything, I just felt like saying it.

But I do have to wonder about average global temperature and stuff like that. Taking a mountain of data and boiling it down to just one value is a effort that requires huge assumptions and no one should be comfortable relying on a single metric for such a complex system.

Now, I don’t know how they calculate such things exactly. But I do know what when the average temperature for a given day for a given location is taken, they find the average of the high and low temperatures for the day. Of course that’s not the average at all. It may be close, but there’s room to be way off.

For example, let’s say we have a group of 24 people. 23 of the 24 people have no income. The 24th person is someone like Bill Gates who, let’s say, makes 2.4 billion dollars a year. by the weather method, the average income of the group would be 1.2 billion dollars per year. But really the mean is a much lower but still impressive 100 million per year.

I wonder what steps climatologists take to correct for that. Do they use a more accurate average that uses more data points per day? Do they use “average” temperatures? High temperatures?

But like I said, I’m just thinking out loud.

9/29/2006

Who’s saving the world?
Filed under: Adventures, Energy — nobrainer @ 2:50 pm

This guy.

Through a combination of being too drunk to drive, and living close to work, I am rapidly approaching the 4 week mark since I last filled my gas tank. My last stop at a gas station was sometime on September 3rd when I was driving back to Charlottesville from Charlotte.

I’m trying to hold out until prices drop below $2.00/gallon. A linear extrapolation (yeah yeah extrapolations are stupid I know) of the data suggests that time will be next Saturday, October 7th. And I need to fill up no later than that day or else driving to Winston-Salem just won’t work out right.

Virginia Gas Price Chart

But Charlottesville is above average.

Recent Virginia Gas Prices

However, I’m due a $0.10 per gallon savings at Kroger the next time I visit. I’d have more faith in reaching my goal if OPEC weren’t huffing and puffing (had to throw in the “huffing and puffing” part because I’m listening to Green Jellÿ’s version of the Three Little Pigs.)

Remember when I said that blogger sucks?
Filed under: Computing, Hatred, Stupidity, Technology — nobrainer @ 1:43 pm

Well the people who work there are now making my point for me.

After sending about a half-dozen emails to support@blogger.com, I got a real response. Of course it just said they were focusing on other problems and that I should check the Blogger Help Group forum.

Obviously they didn’t read my emails or else they would have told me that going to those forums will not help my problem since it exists entirely as a bug in their system. However, I visited the forum and found someone else with the same problem and broke the bad news to him.

Eventually a Blogger employee jumped in:

We’re working hard on fixing this, but can’t estimate when it will be resolved.

Working hard. Right. Sure.

But because I’m a CUSTOMER SERVICE GENIUS, I suggested that they at least update the help files to help people avoid the bug instead of driving them to it.

And the response is just great:

I like your suggestion, Nobrainer. It’s always a good idea to advise others when something isn’t working quite as it should. Not sure if we’ll be able to change the Help article, but I’ll see what can be done. [emphasis mine]

They don’t even know if they can change the Help files. THEY CAN’T CHANGE THEIR OWN HELP FILES! It appears they lost their own help files on how to change the help files. Maybe they can write new help files on how to change help files so that they can change the help files. But they probably can’t write new help files on how to change help files until someone writes a help file on how to write help files… infinite loop… must abort… must abort…

Remember that Blogger is a Google owned company. God help us all!

While I’m bashing software companies…
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I thought it was funny
Filed under: General, Sports — nobrainer @ 7:50 am

From Sunday Morning Quarterback about the graduation rates of colleges athletes:

In other words, be as demographically stereotypical as possible: rich Northerners succeed, Southerners - especially black Southerners - do not, and still it’s a wash because Yankee weather sucks and private school chicks are ogres.

9/28/2006

It’s about looking good and being comfortable
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 10:40 am

Two developments to report on:

First, I finally traded in my recent “looks like I’m too broke to get my hair cut” haircut for my more traditional “looks like I should be in the military killing people” haircut. The latter is far superior and commands much more respect. It also yields a lot of compliments. It turns out none of my friends had the cajones to tell me how bad it looked.

The second is my new loathing for the goddammed black shoes I bought in the summer. I’ve worn them before a couple of times, but apparently I never bothered to walk in them. After a half day wearing those things last week, my right foot developed the most awesome blister I’ve ever had. When popped, I’m pretty sure the jet of blister-juice went at least four feet straight up.

Sadly the blister on the other foot popped itself.

You just can’t win ‘em all.

9/27/2006

comment spam
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 8:38 pm

I’m now getting comment spam from Poland. I prefer polish sausage.


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