As much as I used to think that the old Nintendo Entertainment System was addictive when I was a kid (I can’t believe I didn’t bring the console to Virginia with me — I was hankering to have a weekend Contra/Tetris/Mario bender), that’s not what NES means anymore. NES is now Night Eating Syndrome. Have no fear though, this “troubling condition” that “plagues” its victims — up to 4.5 million Americans — has shown to be treatable with psychiatric help and an anti-depressant such as Zoloft.
Hopefully this disturbing news won’t set off my intermittent explosive disorder.
Paging Mr. Huxley, Mr. Aldous Huxley…
“O brave new world, that has such people in it.”
Accompanying lyric: I’ve been around the world to find that only stupid people are breeding.