8/23/2006

Shocker!
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 11:27 am

Milwaukee, home of the Brewers, is now ranked as America’s Drunkest City.

Some people may blame alcoholism. I say that the problem — if you want to call it that — is that the people of German ancestry just haven’t fully assimilated yet.

collapse Wha Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 1:05 pm

You just explained so many issues I have. Charlotte is 34 of 35. Less consumption = me not looking as good to the opposite sex = me not getting any random ass. Thank you for the explanation. It just sucks you have to move to the upper midwest or northeast to score half the top 10 or 15 cities. I guess that also explains alot.

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collapse nobrainer Says:
August 24th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

Which brings up another good point. Instead of giving you liquor as a thanks for letting me crash at your place, I should be buying women drinks for you.

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collapse Wha Says:
August 25th, 2006 at 10:33 am

Winner!

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