8/9/2006

4 guns and a bullet resistant vest are a good defense
Filed under: General, Sports, Stupidity — nobrainer @ 9:28 am

They are not a good defense, however, when you are already charged with two counts of aggravated robbery, four counts of robbery and one count of carrying a concealed weapon.

The last I left the Maurice Clarett saga about 2 weeks ago, he had fired his attorneys, who then filed that he had not been paying him. He has since hired new lawyers. Said lawyers are vigorously working to clear his name, even if he is showing up to court an hour late to help take care of his new bastard daughter. Just this last Friday they weren’t capable, however, of getting his trial moved out of Columbus. They argued that a fair and impartial jury cannot be found in the area due to his, um, celebrity.

Perhaps it was a strategy move to help the trial-movement argument by making an illegal U-turn failing to stop when officers tried to pull him over, and disobeying orders to leave his vehicle which housed a loaded rifle and three loaded handguns. For his efforts he did learn his bullet resistant vest is also apparently also a stun gun but not mace resistant vest.

Don’t worry anybody. He’s innocent. I know it.

collapse tom sherman Says:

Good week for OSU fans… this immediately following Jim O’Brien winning the “who cares if I cheated, pay up, bitches!” lawsuit.

 
collapse tom sherman Says:

BTW, this is the worst part of that article…

Clarett plans to play for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, one of five teams in the Eastern Indoor Football League. The team, based in Clarett’s hometown of Youngstown, is to begin play in January.

Hitmen coach and owner Jim Terry said that there was no indication that anything was wrong when he spoke with Clarett by cell phone early Wednesday morning about the team’s upcoming tryouts. The call was disconnected around 1 a.m. and Terry missed Clarett’s second call about an hour and a half later, which would have been near the time when police say they saw Clarett make a U-turn.

The arrest will not affect Clarett’s status with the team, Terry said.

“We gave him a chance and now we’ll wait to see what happens,” he said. “I’ve seen far worse situations than this.”

Clarett has not signed a contract with the team yet, pending a fire marshal’s inspection of the team’s home field. Clarett’s proposed contract includes attendance incentives which cannot be finalized until the fire marshal determines the capacity of the team’s arena.

Sounds like Clarett found the right coach.

 
collapse jotsheet Says:

Maurice Clarett is worthless, was worthless…

The buzz of the moment is former OSU running back Maurice Clarett’s straight-out-of-a-Martin-Lawrence-movie arrest, but I gotta wonder: why do we care about this guy? Sure, the Schadenfreude factor is clear, but hell, this guy was never a factor! The …