Nobrainer’s Think Tank

I’ve wondered about it before. Now the verdict is in. My shaving needs improvement and in a big way.

I’m reconsidering everything.

I think I need to look at this scientifically, but before I try anything and everything under the sun, I figured search the web and ask my dear readers for their advice.

My current routine involves a Mach3 and Edge shaving gel after I exit the shower — with nothing going against the grain. The routine is basically effective; the previous day’s growth is gone. However, my face feels like sandpaper if I rub against the grain. That’s good enough for me, but somebody says my beard is irritating her skin.

In the past, I started with the 2-blade Sensor. I’m honestly not sure now if the Mach3 is any better. I also used a Norelco for a while. I hated that thing. If there’s a really good electric, I want a mass of glowing user testimonials from guys I know with beards worse than mine.

Where to go from here?

There are two major paths of change to follow (growing a beard is not an option).

The first is to get a better shave from what I’ve got. The other is accept technological change.

Path 1: I think I need to change blades more often and not dry my face before applying the shaving gel. Since the cartridges are frickin’ expensive, I like to make them last at least two weeks (fortunately pain doesn’t bother me and I’m not much of a bleeder). Also, I’ll have to try a secondary against the grain shave. I know it’s not the most recommended thing, but I also know that it’s a much closer shave. Can I get away with it?

Path 2: I’m considering technological change in all directions. Do I need to step up to the new Fusion and new shave creams, or should I go old school classic double-edge safety razors with brushes and whatnot? As I mentioned above, I’m loathe to try out a new electric.

What does the internet say? Well, the consensus is that electrics aren’t worth it. Past that, a typical razor like the Mach3 may well be good enough as long as the blades are changed often enough. A lot of people recommend the old-time shaving creams — or soaps rather — and the use of a badger hair shaving brush (which cost at least $25). There’s a big long article on MSNBC which recommends “Geo F. Trumper’s and Taylor of Old Bond Street’s shaving creams.”

The unfortunate thing is that there doesn’t seem to be a cheap option. Damnit.

I think I’m going to start doing side-by-side trials of the things that are easiest to accomplish: old VS new, Mach3 VS Fusion, viability of against the grain shaving. If I’m not satisfied, I’m going to go invest in the old school method. It’s not about the money at this point. It’s about the results.

Any tips? Any donations?

Addendum: So much for looking around on the web. Every guy has his own routine and each one is an expert. After looking around, everything is a good idea because it is better than everything else. Instead of knowing what men think of their methods, I’d really like to know what women think.