6/26/2006

Surprise, I’m alive
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 12:37 pm

I’m happy. I’m not dead.

As I covered roughly 1200 miles over the last few days, I began to think that someone or something was trying to kill me. The amount of bad driving and near accidents I saw was inordinate.

I saw a pickup get run off the road right in front of me.

I saw a lady in a civic almost lose control right in front of me.

I saw 18 wheelers fighting for space and locking up their tires right in front of me.

But perhaps the most fun moment was last night. It was dark and rainy and someone decided the best way to hit their exit on the right was to come to a complete stop in the far left lane.

Everyone except for me should have their licenses revoked.

That is all.

collapse Wha Says:

It soundsl ike Charlotte isn’t the only place with instant idiots…just add water.

collapse nobrainer Says:

surprisingly, most of the near misses were anhydrous.