Listen up folks. Apparently pennies are essential fundraising devices. And as we all know, Kevin Federline needs all the help he can get. His seed spreads like dandelions–his presence like kudzu. He won’t go away. He won’t die. He just keeps multiplying. And clearly he has no discernible talent with which he can earn a real income and support his brood. The guy needs charity. Get it?
So bring in Sir Richard Branson. Huh?
As anti-penny sentiment spreads on Capitol Hill, Virgin Mobile USA refuses to stand down and allow this historic coin to be abolished. To do their part to save the penny and renew its purpose, Virgin founder and chairman Sir Richard Branson, performer and rapper Kevin Federline and Americans for Common Cents Policy Director Matthew Eggers will band together to introduce Virgin Mobile’s Save the Penny campaign.
They called K-Fed a rapper. Isn’t that cute.
Excuse me while I clean up my vomit.
K-Fed (sounds like some sort of rodent suppository) is the modern day Vanilla Ice. We were warned that Ice’s style “was like a chemical spill”….a life long EPA SuperFund site.
Can we call K-Fed “One Cent” now?
BWAHAH. Well said.
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