6/20/2006

Harry Potter and the I want my money back
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 7:30 am

During my recent trip, I read a copy of the first Harry Potter book that I recently purchased. And by “read” I mean listened to the audiobook, and by “recently” I mean it’s been in my possession for months, and by “purchased” I mean it was given to me.

I’m not so much saying that the book was bad. In fact, I rather enjoyed listening to it. Having long ago seen the movie (I always like to see the movie first because the books are always better), I pretty much knew what happened. At times while listening, I searched for small lessons or evidence of racism and intolerance upon which I could pontificate. I didn’t notice too much but there was enough that it should enrage uber-liberals, and the whole magic thing should probably upset the uber-conservatives.

The first problem is the same one I have with most books that are fantasy or science fiction. The magic/technology is arbitrarily and absurdly limited to make the story. The fantasy worlds are really always just minor deviations from what we know. Most of the time, there shouldn’t even be a story because the magic/technology would cancel itself out.

The whole house VS house competition is stupid. Points are given and taken almost arbitrarily. Remember when your big brother would suddenly make up a rule, and assign points, and delcare himself the winner? Yeah, it was ridiculous then. It’s ridiculous now. Why should the houses make an effort to compete when the people assigning points can operate almost purely on favoritism?

Also, think about the tasks to get to the stone. Put the dog to sleep with music. Defeat the plant with a little fire. Get past the goblin (someone else did that, thank you very much), catch a key, play some chess, drink some potion, then figure out the mirror. That sure sounds like a lot, but broken up most of these tasks are very much non-challenging and not worthy of being a difficult to breach security system. The mirror is the notable exception — and if you get past it, you’re not stealing the stone for bad reasons anyway.

The other problem is the story of the book itself. At the point when the stone was destroyed I decided I wanted my money back. I had just listened to a training exercise. The not-so-booksmart-but-bound-to-be-great-via-family-bloodline and wonderfully admirable George W. Bush, er, Harry Potter was practically lead by the hand through a meaningless exercise. Yippee.

collapse TrvlnMn Says:

It sounds like you’re talking about book one of that series, “The Sorcerer’s Stone.” I initially didn’t want to read that series but then found myself stuck at an airport during an extended layover in between flights, and it was the only thing in the airport gift shop worth reading. The caveat about the Sorcerer’s Stone, is that it’s the worst book in the series, and the one most directed at it’s target audience - children.

The first problem is the same one I have with most books that are fantasy or science fiction. The magic/technology is arbitrarily and absurdly limited to make the story.

When you start allowing for the idea of “Magic” or technology beyond what exists in modern society, and use it in a story, then that’s going to happen. And if the rest of the story isn’t absolutely well done, then you’ll notice those things even more.

It sounds like most of your issues were not with the book but instead were with the genre. The Fantasy genre is in my opinion the purest example of escapist fiction. Everything from the plot, story, characterization all the way down to the world and different laws of physics operating in the story world. Is designed to take one’s mind away from reality. Rarely is it ever literature. And the genre isn’t something everyone’s going to enjoy.

The caveat for audiobooks, is make sure it’s “unabridged” as opposed to abridged. It makes a difference. And unless you’re a die hard fan of Fantasy or Science Fiction, then stay away from the audiobooks. I’ve always thought that genre doesn’t lend itself very well to the spoken word. For example try explaining out loud to someone who’s totally unfamiliar with the genre a plot-line and you’ll see what I mean.

Next time I’d reccomend something like E. Annie Proulx, “The Shipping News.” The book is much better than the movie and if you’ve already seen the movie and liked it, it makes for a fun exercise to see the difference between what the author wrote, and what the director kept or changed in order to condense the story into what made it to the screen and keep it true to the authors original intent. Joyce Carol Oates, “What I lived For.” is also really good, usually can’t go wrong with anything by Oates.

Good luck..

 
collapse the korean Says:

OH I KNOW YOU JUS’ DI-IN’T SAY SOMETHIN’ BAD ‘BOUT HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not cool, bud…not cool at all.

you are perhaps aware my dear nobrainer that the relationship is now pretty much doomed. your criticism of harry potter has pierced me right through the heart. and so, here i lie, contents spilling out of my broken heart…no longer do i have the will to live…too heartbroken to fight for life…broken…heart…too……much………..to………….bear…….

all kidding aside, you’re going to have to find some common ground with at least one of my geeky, subculture obsessions; otherwise, we’ll end up in one big loop in which we’ll relentlessly annoy each other–my overenthusiasm for harry potter, anime, and star wars will drive you crazy, whle your evident lack of enthusiasm and indifference towards all three will in turn drive me crazy. so if you’re writing off harry potter…well, that leaves you with either anime or star wars. see, harry potter doesn’t sound so bad after all.

hey, at least i’m not one of those star trek maniacs–those guys are major losers and super annoying.

collapse nobrainer Says:

I was actually enjoying the book until they announced that the stone had been destroyed. Then I had to nitpick to satisfy my anger.

 
 
collapse Evan Says:

1.) Anime = Turd

2.) Harry Potter = Not worth the hype

3.) Star Wars = Fantastic before 1980. Ever since… see: #1 Anime

collapse the korean Says:

i completely agree with your assessment of star wars, evan. star wars pre-1980=awesome; star wars in the 21st century=horrible, a travesty, a shame of what star wars originally stood for, ect., ect., ect., george lucas should be shot in the head, ect., ect…

now, i must clarify that when i entered the fabulous world of harry potter, it was very early on (at the publication of the second book) and thus very little hype was involved. however, i do argue that the insane amount of publicity and razzmatazz surrounding the series–much of it due to recent the releases of the film adaptations of the books–has actually been more of a detriment than a benefit to the series. it’s overshadowed some of the mystification and originality that pervaded the first four harry potter books and which contributed to the allure of the series in general. nonetheless, as i consider myself one of harry potter’s pioneering fans, i continue to obsess over every little aspect of the series.

and then we arrive at the issue of anime–which by the way does NOT = “turd.” anyways, i fully admit that my fascination and preoccupation with certian anime series makes me a complete geek. oh, and did i mention that i go so far as to read online manga translations of my favorite anime shows, and that i even take part in anime discussion on the [adult swim] message boards? yes, i’m definitely aware that this goes way beyond geekdom, and, yes, i also acknowledge–and accept–that i’m pretty much borderline loser here. but it’s all cool–know why? ’cause anime totally kicks ass and does NOT = “turd”…evan.

 
 
collapse isha Says:

i dont get it.

why dont you consruct your own perfect novel and stop throwing nasty comments about the book???

 
collapse abby Says:

he i love harry potter fo9rever and eever and eva ! he he

 
collapse Wha Says:

Nobrainer…have 15 yr/olds found your site? Awesome! As for all this fantasy stuff, Star Wars is the only series worth a crap and I agree with all that the second round blows in comparison to the original trilogy. Some decent single movies out there but you can bet your ass if they start making sequels, it’s gonna suck. Potter Shmotter, where’s my copies of Animal House and Old School? that is entertainment.

 
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