Hey, guess which college I hate had its slumping baseball team sent to the Charlottesville regional? If you read the title of the post, and couldn’t figure it out, you must be a Gamecock. Congratulations. Your diploma is worth roughly 500 Zimbabwean dollars.
This morning as I rode my bike to work someone nearly hit me. Twice. I’ve got 20 shiny nickels (each bearing the likeness of Thomas Mother Fucking Jefferson) waiting for the first person to correctly surmise to what school the jackass driver gives his allegiance.
Now to be fair, the driver may not necessarily be stupid or a jackass. I propose it is entirely possible that he suffered an uncontrollable involuntary spastic conniption episode caused by the sight of my Tiger-paw adorned orange baseball cap.
PS - isn’t the campaign to end Gamecock suffrage long overdue?
