This is my third attempt at writing this post goddamnit. I’ve got pages of semi-well thought out material and it all sucks. Now I’m pissed.
Education in this country is shitty because the education community contains too many stupid mother(child)fuckers.
What makes the education debate more intolerable, is that so often the proposed “solution” — one heavily favored by, surprise of surprises, the labor unions — is to hire more stupid childfuckers.
In the quality VS quantity debate, the American public has loudly voted that it would rather take the Sizzler restaurant approach.
In distilled form: the stupid are demanding more stupid in the classroom in order to make the stupid children of the stupid less stupid. Like Ron White said, “you can’t fix stupid.” You can only hope to contain it.
Really want test scores and shit to increase? Don’t spend money on shitty new books that come with useless CDs and webcontent and those nice color pictures, or computers that really serve as expensive toys, or even on more teachers. Spend some time and effort convincing the stupid not to breed. Give them all the budweiser, crystal meth, crack, sex, condoms, and maybe even a hint of education they need to keep them happy — and out of the parenting business.
A drugs for balls trade (how much is that heroin really worth to you)? Or let’s give out sex-vouchers, AKA get-laid-free cards, for men and women who undergo permanent sterilization. We can let people fuck to their hearts’ content without having to worry about their piss in the gene pool. Could that be any worse than constantly trying to reform all these unwanted kids?
It’s so perfect it has to work.
TrvlnMn Says:
You are screwing social security more than the democrats already have. Then again, if morons can get educated and get jobs, welfare won’t need a budget and Social security will be fine/ Never mind, democrats are still en-mass. America losses that round.
You bring up another point that pisses me off: this “we’re overpopulated and will be unsustainable.. no wait, we’re underpopulated and will be unsustainable no, we’re…”
Personally, I think the “we’d better breed like rabbits so that our kids and their kids can buy my adult-diapers” is the most idiotic and ignorant of all the ideas, especially when we rely on the dregs of society to do the humping.