So Uncle Sam’s lawyers are suing the tobacco industry for conspiring for fifty years to keep the public in the dark about the dangers of smoking… This conspiracy must surely be the most inept and ineffective one in human history.
2/24/2006
And the most well-financed one, as well. How much in ag subsidies do we pay out to tobacco farmers each year?

That’s my 401K your messin with buddy!
Hey, I’m on you’re side!