Nobrainer’s Think Tank

I should sell this to AA…

…as in Alcoholics Anonymous. Nobrainer has allowed me posting privileges, and since I have no intentions of actually writing my own blog (too much work. You try active involvement in law school, a part time job, and a extremely active social life), I’m taking him up on it. At the very least, the Nobrainer workout must make it into the blogosphere (or whatever). I witnessed the Nobrainer workout first hand when Nobrainer performed it in my very own living room after a mere 4 hours of sleep following a night of partying before the USuCk/Clemson football game this year. It has been written on Nobrainer’s facebook wall for a while, but who actually looks at that??? Oh yeah, losers like me.

Without further adeiu………….

Introducing the Nobrainer workout….

It’s easy and for alcoholics too!

1. Must start this workout at night. Specfically, go to bar with hot girl friends. Drink beers.

2. Wake up no later than 8 am.

3. Push ups push ups push ups!!!!!!!

4. Immediately follow push ups with light beer.

5. Immediately follow light beer with Jack and random diet soda.

***IMPORTANT: You cannot eat on the Nobrainer diet. Liquid, alcohol only.****

***WARNING: The Nobrainer diet will cause you to be hot, extremely drunk, and surrounded by hot bitches for long periods of time. You will also lose the ability to speak coherently. No matter. There are hot bitches involved.****

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Have a good start to 2006. I’ll be enjoying the start of my LAST semester of law school, bitches.