12/25/2005

We’re all just cattle
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 9:41 am

or sheep. or some type of animal that just follows the pack without thinking.

My latest evidence was gathered during my trip home, during which I pass through two toll plazas. At the first plaza, there were 6 lanes open. At the first plaza all the other cars went to the same 4 lanes, lining up 4 and 5 cars deep. Brilliant, free-thinking guy that I am, I went through the open lanes which had no lines.

About 20 minutes later I got to the 2nd plaza. Same thing happened.

You gotta love the group mentality.

Moooo!

collapse Wha Says:

Yes,cattle do exist, I looked a few i the eye this weekend in Appalachian America. I, however, am not a cow and avoid said incidences with all powers and scoff at them whenever possible.

 
collapse Truth Says:

I don’t feel bad about taking that cow home from the bar anymore. But the fact that it turned out to be a bull worries me :(