THIS massive boar – one of the largest caught in Queensland – shows how big the feral pig problem has become.
yada yada 270 kg yada
“Any dead pig is a good pig.”
mmmMMMM. bacon. sausage. hot dogs. bacon. pork chops. barebecue. bacon. ribs. ham. bacon….
Excuse me while I recover from a mentally induced coronary.
Researchers hope a vegetable sausage that smells like fish might help deliver poison baits to the estimated 23 million feral pigs nationally.
You can’t make sausage from vegetables. By definition sausage is made of meat. This is exactly why a party with a huge guy-to-girl ration is called a sausage fest. But then, how does on concoct vegetables to smell like fish? Well let’s hope I never find out. However this proves one thing of which I could never convince my parents when I was a child: people use vegetables to kill you.
Preach on brother! As the Simpsons would say, “You don’t win friends with salad.”