Hey, it’s five AM. The alarm is set for five fifty-five. I went to bed at close to one. This would seem like the perfect time to do what I have traditionally done very well throughout my whole life: SLEEP. So why have I been sitting around blogging and reading news for the last hour?
How did my body get so confused?
Somehow, I have forgotten how to hibernate. How? Please. Tell me how.
Worse still, why am I almost considering getting ready and heading straight to work? Why when I know I’ll just end up taking a nap at my desk.
Did I manage to cross that enigmatic barrier from child to adult over the weekend?
Do I really think that 45 more minutes of sleep is going to help me whatsofuckingever?
Make that 40 minutes. I am going to hate myself later.
UPDATE: After about 20 minutes of “sleep”, a shower, breakfast and a small pot of coffee, I’m feeling like a million bucks. How long will that last?
Lawtonfunk Says:
Either you had a late source of stimulation (Coffee, drugs, etc) or it may be stress related…and there are some biochemicals keeping you active.