5/28/2005

Wal-Mart Strikes Again
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 10:58 am

I trekked to Wal-Mart last night to pick up a few things. Among those were a few more Tiger Barbs for my fish tank. Hours later, after getting them settled into their new tank, I realized that one of them is missing his right eye. I’m not even kidding. He just has a little dent on the right side of his fishy face where his eye ought to be.

He’s now my favorite fish and I’m trying to think up a good name. Suggestions?

Although, just for fun, I’m considering taking him back to Wal-Mart and complaining.

collapse Brad Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 12:35 pm

One Eyed Willy in homage to GOONIES. That or just give him ome perverted penis nickname, but then I guess one eyed willy could be one of those too.

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collapse Brad Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 12:35 pm

Or maybe Lisa left eye lopez

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collapse nobrainer Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 12:51 pm

I was thinking of “Winky”, sort of the one eyed version of “Blinky”.

Maybe One Eyed Wally.

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collapse Mr. Malph Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 12:59 pm

Arrrgh… how bout Steve the Piarte… Arrrgh (From the movie dodgeball)… however One Eyed Willy was good.

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collapse Wha Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 4:13 pm

I think One Eyed Wiully is a winner. If a girl comes over and catches the reference, you are golden. Of course, if you have managed to get her that far you are golden anyway. Back to the subject. Name the first one that goes belly up, Bob.

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collapse Katie Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 4:42 pm

Does the one eyed fish swim in a “special” school?

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collapse Brad Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 5:26 pm

And did he get there by the short bus, cause then he might know Wha

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collapse Wha Says:
May 28th, 2005 at 6:59 pm

I only take the children to and from school. They won’t actually let me come in, unless of course the wheel chair lift is broken, cause you know it has to go Up and Down, Up and Down, Up and Down.

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collapse Mr. Malph Says:
May 29th, 2005 at 2:36 am

Wha, you driving or riding on the short bus…

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collapse Wha Says:
May 29th, 2005 at 11:05 am

Driving unless I have had afew drinks, then they make me ride. I do have a helmet at all times though

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