3/23/2005

Please go away
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 2:39 pm

North Carolina’s favorite ex-Senator is in the news again: John Edwards Takes Post at UNC. So now I have another reason to hate UNC. Seriously, is Edwards trying to be affiliated with every school in the ACC?

Ok, so my last serious question wasn’t serious at all. Anyway, Edwards has basically been given some position in some new department with the aim combat poverty. The required reading on this topic was covered by Don Boudreaux at Cafe Hayek in late January.

Put differently, if we define the poor as those who live, say, in the bottom quintile of the income distribution, then the poor will indeed always be with us – and centers such as the one planned by John Edwards will always have a ‘problem’ to ‘solve’ even as the real curse that such institutions appear to address – material deprivation – shrinks into an ever-more-distant memory.

And for an even better analysis: What Do You Give to a Failed Candidate?

The statements made by those to whom I have linked above, really sum up the situation. There’s not much I can add, other than to officially dub Edwards as “ex-Senator Ass-Clown”.

Update: After re-reading an article on ex-Senator Ass-Clown, I noticed that “John Edwards, former senator and vice presidential candidate, has a new part-time job” for which he “will earn $40,000 a year from the state university.” So, millionaire, Senate pension for life ex-Senator Ass-Clown can accept 40g’s per year, part time, while professing that “We have millions of Americans who work full time and still live in poverty, and that is absolutely wrong.” FUCK YOU EX-SENATOR ASS-CLOWN!

collapse Evan Says:

An old economics professor (Clemson) of mine said he would never ever let either of his sons go to UNC. He would gladly pay for them to go to any other school in the country, but not UNC (his son was recently accepted to MIT). And I always laughed at that vehemence. Then I visited UNC and ran into a few locals. I now share his feelings. Edwards bothers me. I’m always distrusting of politicians, but he really seems whorish. In retrospect, I like Bill Clinton a lot better–sure he was smug and slick, but I think he had goals greater than himself in mind much more than Edwards. Come to think of it, Edwards and UNC are perfect for each other.

 
collapse nobrainer Says:

I will never let my children go to Cincinnati (UC sucks!).

The only thing I’ve ever heard about Edwards in a positive light is from a girl who talked about how dreamy he was. Well that and from Republicans who were thankful that Kerry added him to the ticket last fall.

Clinton doesn’t seem as bad these days. It’s his wife who drags him down. I’d gain mass respect for him if he just ditched Hillary and went around as a bachelor. Hell, I’d like to hang out with the guy. Think about it, he can pick up any number of chicks, then he’ll take the fat/ugly one home. He’s the perfect wing man.

 
collapse Wha Says:

I think I just gained an once of respect for Clinton. What the hell is going on? Must have been the two days in Boston. Someone quick, get some repbulican sorrority chichs to come scrub the liberal off me. Have them bring a bottle of Jack too, I’ll make an all nighter out of it.

 
collapse Evan Says:

If you ever get a chance to see a recorded version of one of Bill Clinton and Bob Dole’s tag-team speaking engagements it really makes you respect Bill. First off, Bob Dole is hillarious and watching those two talk and debate, as friends, really makes you wonder why the hell they do this whole polarizing song and dance when their in full politics mode. But what I found amazing was how friggin smart Bill Clinton really is. I mean he has a really intelligent answer for just about everything. When they were doing the Q&A session it was like the Bill Clinton show, he dwarfed Dole. Dole is still funnier though.