Nobrainer’s Think Tank

I was just reminded of this topic. It previously slipped my mind. Here goes…

Earlier this week (I think it was this one) I caught the end of CSI: Miami (?). No matter, I’ve watched the show a few times. It’s not bad. I really don’t care for the red-headed guy. He looks like Opie but has some uber-cool schtick. Well I’m not buying it.

But I digress. The end of this last episode was abso-fucking-lutely lame! I don’t know the context of it, but the final chase was on the everglades in a bunch of airboats. Does this remind anyone else of Police Academy 5?

Well the airboats seemed weak to me, but it is out of the norm. Of course it might make too much sense to have the choppers follow the guy if he wants to play in the swamp. But hey, I’m not a TV cop, so what do I know about horrible logic.

Unfortunately that didn’t keep the people on the boats from firing enormous rounds of ammunition, despite being unable to reload their weapons.

This, though, was one time when no one was able to hit anything. (”I watched a shoot out on tv at POINT. BLANK. RANGE. Nobody got hurt.” Ron White)

Well as everyone is airboating around and shooting wildly, at what must be best described as “nothing in particular”, they start showing shots of some wildfire burning up ahead. This must have somehow worked into the story. I don’t know.

The regular special effects guys must have been on vacation because I’ve seen scarier fires controlled in my house!

Finally the bad guy stops his boat near this wall of fire. He’s cornered. Or is he? He bursts through the flames TO FREEDOM!

Or not. They switch to the new scene where the criminal’s charred remains are found.

If you get the chance to see how poorly this whole thing was put together, don’t. Don’t waste your time. If you want to waste your time I’ll find more BS to put up here.

Finally