1/31/2005

fanny packs
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 9:02 pm

A couple weeks ago I saw a guy wearing a fanny pack. As soon as I saw it, I had a couple questions. What percent of people who wear these have no real good reason to do so? If your current one wears out, or gets lost, what the hell do you do to get a new one? Does anyone still make them? If they still make them, are they in contemporary styles, or the standard 1991 theme?

This world is confusing…

1/30/2005

Let’s embrace the Germanic Way!
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 11:05 pm

Really, I can only laugh about this one:

‘If you don’t take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits’

A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing “sexual services” at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.

Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.

The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.

She received a letter from the job centre telling her that an employer was interested in her “profile” and that she should ring them. Only on doing so did the woman, who has not been identified for legal reasons, realise that she was calling a brothel.

Under Germany’s welfare reforms, any woman under 55 who has been out of work for more than a year can be forced to take an available job – including in the sex industry – or lose her unemployment benefit. Last month German unemployment rose for the 11th consecutive month to 4.5 million, taking the number out of work to its highest since reunification in 1990.

The government had considered making brothels an exception on moral grounds, but decided that it would be too difficult to distinguish them from bars. As a result, job centres must treat employers looking for a prostitute in the same way as those looking for a dental nurse.

When the waitress looked into suing the job centre, she found out that it had not broken the law. Job centres that refuse to penalise people who turn down a job by cutting their benefits face legal action from the potential employer.

“There is now nothing in the law to stop women from being sent into the sex industry,” said Merchthild Garweg, a lawyer from Hamburg who specialises in such cases. “The new regulations say that working in the sex industry is not immoral any more, and so jobs cannot be turned down without a risk to benefits.”

Miss Garweg said that women who had worked in call centres had been offered jobs on telephone sex lines. At one job centre in the city of Gotha, a 23-year-old woman was told that she had to attend an interview as a “nude model”, and should report back on the meeting. Employers in the sex industry can also advertise in job centres, a move that came into force this month. A job centre that refuses to accept the advertisement can be sued.

Tatiana Ulyanova, who owns a brothel in central Berlin, has been searching the online database of her local job centre for recruits.

“Why shouldn’t I look for employees through the job centre when I pay my taxes just like anybody else?” said Miss Ulyanova.

Ulrich Kueperkoch wanted to open a brothel in Goerlitz, in former East Germany, but his local job centre withdrew his advertisement for 12 prostitutes, saying it would be impossible to find them.

Mr Kueperkoch said that he was confident of demand for a brothel in the area and planned to take a claim for compensation to the highest court. Prostitution was legalised in Germany in 2002 because the government believed that this would help to combat trafficking in women and cut links to organised crime.

Miss Garweg believes that pressure on job centres to meet employment targets will soon result in them using their powers to cut the benefits of women who refuse jobs providing sexual services.

“They are already prepared to push women into jobs related to sexual services, but which don’t count as prostitution,” she said.

“Now that prostitution is no longer considered by the law to be immoral, there is really nothing but the goodwill of the job centres to stop them from pushing women into jobs they don’t want to do.”

I might want to remember this later
Filed under: General — nobrainer @ 10:15 pm

I was thinking today about when I used to ride my bike around town. This was obviously well before I received my drivers license. It occurred me that for all the miles I covered, and all the wrecks I did have, I never got more than a scraped up knee or elbow. I’m really surprised and happy that no bones were broken, no teeth were knocked out, and no stitches were ever required. So if I ever actually think about buying a motorcycle, remind me of this post.

Let’s see what’s on my mind
Filed under: Random, General — nobrainer @ 2:17 pm
  • It seems that elections in Iraq went fairly well. I hope this is a sign of the start of a stable, friendly middle-Eastern democracy and not just a worthless milestone.
  • I’m accepting the fact that C-ville is due for a huge snowstorm. In that last 14 days I have been told to expect 7 to 14 inches of snow. After about 2 inches and some sleet, I’m pretty sure that a random blizzard is due at any time.
  • Proposals for a JDGA weekend seem to be focused in March. Click here to contribute.
  • I hate jigsaws. They rarely cut straight. Today, I will purchase a circular saw.
  • National signing day is on Wednesday. I’m excited to see how Clemson finishes out.
  • Some folks think that not having a bowl game helped recruiting for the Tigers. This makes me wonder about the benefit of small bowl games. Perhaps a team that only accepts bids to the upper-level bowls could show a real advantage.
  • MASH (the movie) cracks me up every time I watch it.
  • I have to TA dynamics for the first time tonight from 7-9. I hope my calculus isn’t too rusty. Sadly, there’s a help session at the same time next week, which means there will be no Super Bowl for me. Perhaps I’ll set the VCR (do we still remember what VCRs are?) to tape it so that I can be up-to-date on the best commercials. Odds of a worthwhile halftime show: less than my chances of scoring with both the Olsen and Bush twins within the next seven days
  • I’ve realized that graduation may really be only a bit more than a year away. This time I reckon I’ll apply for jobs (and grad school?) well before I actually finish.
  • That about sums it up.

Edit: It looks like I will get to see the Super Bowl. We figured that kids would skip the help session and swamp us on Monday during office hours. So the help session will be moved. Hooray! Go Anheuser-Busch, kick Miller’s ass!

1/28/2005

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Filed under: Random, Computing, General — nobrainer @ 9:49 pm

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1/27/2005

Spring JDGA Event
Filed under: JDGA, Clemson — nobrainer @ 8:30 pm

Some mention has been made of enacting a baseball, and assumedly golf, weekend in Clemson this spring.

If baseball is involved, here are the potential dates:

2/25 thru 2/27 - Cal - Irvine
3/12 - SC
3/18 thru 3/20 - UNC
4/8 thru 4/10 - Duke
4/15 thru 4/17 - UVA
4/29 thru 5/1 - GT

Given fair warning, I believe I can make it to any of these events. I have no Friday classes. So as long as I’m back here by 5 on Sunday I’m in good shape.

Your thoughts?

By the way, have certain other LXA alums been alerted to our blogs?

Note: The SC game is during my Spring Recess. Also, what’s the plan if we actually want to see a game? Watch it on Friday night and golf on Saturday? Or do we try to golf and watch some ball the same day?


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