I know it. I admit it freely. It doesn’t really bother me.
That being said, let me suggest some fun reading. In the past I have recommended reading the Tucker Max Stories. Well I finally took the time to read the content on his related sites. May I now suggest reading:
Hoo-ah
Soup Sandwich
Slow Children at Play
Tard-Blog
-nobrainer
I am consistently able to wait 20 minutes (and sometimes longer) for a bus that runs on 10 minute intervals. While I kill this time, I continously think of: “Yo mama so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!”
I’m considering going all out, purchasing a domain name, and hosting services. The good news is that you can get all this done for just $6.95 a month. The bad news is nobrainer.com is already taken and to get the $6.95/month price you have to pay for 24 months up front.
The details are here.
Any ideas for domain names?
- nobrainer
At this point, most of y’all have probably heard or read about the idiot who donned an Osama Bin Laden mask, grabbed a pellet gun, and decide to play a “prank” on random motorists. Well Mr. Dumbass got shot. Whodathunkit?
It is my belief that this guy was consciously trying to win a Darwin Award for himself. Maybe he thought his family would be proud. Who knows? Sadly, he failed miserably. He managed to only get shot twice, in the stomach. He’s now recovering in the hospital.
Which leads me to my point. If you are vying for a coveted Darwin Award and you fail to make yourself deceased, what kind of award should you qualify for? Arguably this guy is not among “the fittest” of human beings. Is he too stupid to die? Is that possible? I believe that human evolution is now on the downswing. Now that nearly everything is “idiot-proofed”, you have to be of significant intelligence to qualify as that uber-idiot who is able to supercede all safety precautions. Scary isn’t it.
-nobrainer
How long should it take to respond to the message: “I need you to give me your new address so I can ship your Christmas present”? At what point is it apparent that person actually does not want/deserve anything?
I think I’m about to save a ton of money.
1. Buying gifts for people who don’t live nearby sucks when you don’t know their specific address. (note, if you just gave me your address, that DOES NOT mean your getting a gift from me… a card is a maybe)
2. Today’s Forde-Yard Dash brings up some good points. There were apparently 59 bowl eligible teams this season in college football. After subtracting Clemson and South Carolina due to the additional ass-kicking that the Coots demanded, that left just one team, the Akron Zips, as the only bowl eligible team to not get a bid. And apparently they went through quite an ordeal. I’m not sure who I feel the most sorry for. But sadly, due to SC’s evil-shenanigans, teams like Troy State got bids.
3. I’ve given up on AIM (and their now-present popup ads) in favor of GAIM. This software has some advantages, but I’m still having major issues. I guess that’s why GAIM comes free of charge and of advertisements. If I don’t have better luck with it, I’ll probably splurge and re-up with DeadAim.
4. Ron White’s “They Call me Tater Salad” is a much better comedy album than Mitch Hedberg’s “Mitch All Together”. Ron’s comedy is solid. Whereas Mitch’s album, by content, is similar to his prior “Strategic Grill Locations”, the aggressive pace and energy makes you fully believe that this guy is completely driven by various chemical cocktails. I prefer the laid back Mitch.
5. The hot girl down the hall came to ask ME for help when she managed to to trip one of her circuit breakers tonight. But she’s not slutty, or skanky… so I’m sure I have no chance.
-nobrainer
