I am by no account a hunter. Perhaps the only way someone could construe me as a hunter is to establish that cars driven by me have hit some furry little animals. Please do not consider me to be an animal rights person. PETA frightens me. I admire their marketing skills, but little else.
John Kerry, today, was out hunting in Ohio. I suppose that he has the left-wing-hippie animal lover vote wrapped up. Surprisingly, Kerry made one good campaign decision. He went after one of the worst animals in the world… geese. 
I thoroughly hate geese. They seem to primarily poop all over golf courses and do little else. They make a lot of useless noise, tresspass, act righteous, and drop a lot of shit. Remind you of any political groups?
But if John Kerry wanted to win my vote in Ohio (which is a literal impossibility at this point), he’ll have to kill a helluva lot more geese than one.
