Nobrainer’s Think Tank

At lunch time today I made an interesting self-discovery. I was making a turkey sandwich (while thinking about Mitch Hedberg turkey jokes), and I decided that I wanted mustard on that sandwich. This represents a paradigm shift for myself. I’ve never liked mustard. I do now. Moreover, my consumption of mustard is also replacing much of my demand for ketchup.

So is my new propensity for using mustard as a condiment a direct effect of my dislike for John Kerry and his horrible wife?

I don’t know the answer, but I know that my use of ketchup has been almost nil since this year started.

I will end by saying that I promise to not buy any Heinz mustard, either.