So in my collage of dreams last night, I can vividly remember one bit. I had been charged by someone to kill a guy for being worthless or some such thing. So I was talking to the guy, walking along a path then BOOM! I just choke this guy until he’s lifeless. Gruesome I know. But this is the first time I’ve ever killed someone in a dream. Generally whenever I try to hurt someone, I suddenly become powerless and nothing happens… I guess I’ve accomplished something within the last couple days.
in other news
- Pink Floyd is the best band of all time.
- Ron “Tater Salad” White was on comedy central tonight, and I missed it. I hope they replay it after midnight.
- I found the website of a local comedy club. they don’t have open-mic nights, but they have pro/am nights where amateurs can get 5 minutes on stage. they list about 5 things that will get you promptly removed from the stage. They are taking comedy seriously. Irony? Is that you calling?
- Drink plenty of water, it will reall you a lot of energy to get through the day.
- Pot is all natural. Yeah, but so is poison ivy. Wanna smoke some of that? I dont’ know about you, but I can’t scratch the inside of my lung.
- I think that Darwin would have come to different conclusions if he had travelled to WalMart.
- If you want to wish death upon a fat person you don’t like, is this an appropriate method of dispatch: “i wish she would coat herself in bacon grease and gnaw herself to death”
that’s enough for one night.
