Michael Moore still sucks. There is a new book called “Michael Moore is a Big, Fat, Stupid White Man.” This is published by the same people who sent his “Stupid White Men” to print. My favorite quote about him though is: “one of the great sagging blimps of our sorry, mediocre, celeb-rotten culture. Rock the vote, indeed.”
Being as I’m celeb-rotten, I’m sad to hear that Mary-Kate Olsen is in treatment for anorexia. How can someone with that much money forget to eat? Could I really care? No (unless she finds me online and decides that she must meet, marry, and share her millions with me (hey, it’d be just like winning the lottery, but with sex and being the envy of nearly every man in the country)). But why are we so “celeb-rotten”? I believe there are two basic reasons: 1. we believe it’s great to be talentlessly famous, and 2. since we can’t be famous, it’s great to see huge careers crash to the ground.
With time, I will present arguments here on how and why MTV is making America worse. “MTV has done for music what KFC has done for chickens” - Ron “Tater Salad” White (I believe that’s a Ron White quote (Also, Ron will be a guest on the Bob & Tom show Friday morning)).
Good night.
